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Hi, i'm abbey. I'm 17 years old.
I've kissed you time(s)

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via spidermanswench)

yungcunt:

Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.

rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

(via nobackingdown)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via lucybelen)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
"I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it."
Winona Ryder (via pour-vos-yeeux)

(Source: everyday-islike-sunday, via s-eempiternal)

langleav:

gifts-curses:

Way too relatable

Thanks lovely xo Lang 
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