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Hi, i'm abbey. I'm 17 years old.
I've kissed you time(s)

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Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.


  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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Moving to Atlanta to become a stripper.


i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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"I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it."
Winona Ryder (via pour-vos-yeeux)

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Way too relatable

Thanks lovely xo Lang 
Love & Misadventure is available online via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Books Actually, Fully Booked and other good book stores worldwide. 
"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them."